April 2012
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end of monkey business
i am too lazy to start my sentences with a capital letter because i have short fingers and it is a pain to press shift and letter of choice at the same time. i feel like it makes me a slow typer but i am sure people dislike me for that, among other things. it is very late at night and i am upset. i am angry for no particular reason, just a number of things that urk me about myself and the world in...
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“me- so yeah i deleted my facebook the other day. dennis- oh my god! you no...”
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Long hours
It was not long before they said the boy no longer tried his hardest even as he carried the trays filled with half eaten plates which weighed in twice as much as when he first started. There was a shame to clean up after these folks and offer them more drinks. He felt shy and strange approaching tables and intruding on their meals and he knew they stared at him and grew silent as he took their...
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stop wasting my tax money. go home.
November 15: Mayor Bloomberg Orders Night Raid to Disperse Occupy Wall Street Protesters We know their mission was somewhat ill-defined, but a full-on raid went too far. The #OWS protesters would’ve been pushed out by the winter chill anyway. One of the darkest moments of Bloomberg’s (interminable!) administration. Read More...
Apr 3rd
w.o.w.
November 7: Reports Indicate Director Brett Ratner Tested Lindsay Lohan for Sexually Transmitted Diseases Before Having Sex With Her; Ratner Lies to Press About Sleeping with Olivia Munn; Ratner Is Fired from Oscar Producing Gig After Homophobic Remarks Cool month, Brett! Read More http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201112/dick-moves-of-the-year-2011#ixzz1qzcanyDY
Apr 3rd
oh the french...
August 16: Gérard Depardieu Pisses on a Plane An easy call. It has all the key elements of a dick move: egotistical celebrity + innocent bystanders + a dick. If this were Gosling, though? He can defecate where he pleases—society would probably condone it. Read More http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201112/dick-moves-of-the-year-2011#ixzz1qzcFrY7A
Apr 3rd
i love basketball.
June 10: Dwyane Wade and LeBron James Mock Dirk Nowitzki’s Fever During NBA Finals; Karmically Lose NBA Finals Here’s the number one rule when talking trash: Win. You have to win. It isn’t D-Wade and Bron-Bron mocking Dirk that landed them on this list. It’s the fact that when it was all said and done, they simply didn’t win. Read More...
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